Mee versus the Wii

For my birthday, Mary bought me a Nintendo Wii. At first it seems all nice and innocent. With games like Mario Kart and Beach Games, it's all family fun. Then I put in Wii Fit....holy crap on a stick. I have never been so insulted by a game. Not only did I get a nice "Oh" (in a nice...oh geez your fat voice). The game that I paid for and want to enjoy called me a fatty!!!!! At least tone it down. Maybe something like "Your weight is not ideal" or "We should get to work right away". Damn you Wii, Damn you and your judging CPU!!!!!!!!!!!!!